VILLAGE GREEN, JULY 1987 - Every year the traveling carnival comes to
Not content to simply lock its riders in a small cage and spin them around in a circle, no, the Zipper spins its riders along an oblong rail, and then SPINS THAT RAIL IN A CIRCLE! In the opposite direction. So while the cage you're in moves, say clockwise, the rail that the cage is attached to moves COUNTER-CLOCKWISE! At an estimated speed of more than seventy miles per hour.
Needless to say, this ride is kept very far away from the food stands, and all riders are required to sign a release.