MONKEY ISLAND, May 1989 - I know, I know. It's a picnic table, and it wears a sign that says you can't have a picnic there. What can I tell you? That this is where you go when your day at the park is no fun?
The truth of the matter is, with his need for unilateral control, Rudy Giuliani didn't last too long as Parks Commissioner on Monkey Island.